cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
I noticed that I am a morning person because every evening I would feel really tired and sad and negative and I would even look at the ceiling contemplating my existence and think too much about Kafka, but every morning I would get up without an alarm and think “SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER.”
or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something
oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying
THIS SOUNDS AWESOME
Now that’s what I call next gen
watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE’S OVER HERE
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
Help I have just imagined Modern AU Levi sitting on his bed reading something, then Eren provocatively struts into the room and as he is walking towards Levi he starts to strip but when he takes his pants off he his has one of those Elephant thong things on and Levi loses it.
Like completely loses it, he even snorts a couple of times because of how hard he is laughing and ahhhh i am trash.