Sassy Levi


k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

(Source: les-memorables)



zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family


Via hi it me

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster)

Via rad

morisan97:

zoruastar:

OKAY WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MY FEELS

WTF WHYYYYY



liquidglue:

"u better put me down unless u tryna buy some insurance"


  • baby: a....a
  • mom: airplane? :)
  • baby: *deep voice* aoba
Via noragummy

erengayer:

I noticed that I am a morning person because every evening I would feel really tired and sad and negative and I would even look at the ceiling contemplating my existence and think too much about Kafka, but every morning I would get up without an alarm and think “SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER.”

Via A Boner With No Regrets

I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror

piratescarfy:

thenimbus:

capoutoftime:

radaroreilly:

kyroki:

or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something

oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

Now that’s what I call next gen

watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE’S OVER HERE

Via that's not natural

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh)

Via that's not natural

nsfwereri:

incognitoyaois submitted:

Help I have just imagined Modern AU Levi sitting on his bed reading something, then Eren provocatively struts into the room and as he is walking towards Levi he starts to strip but when he takes his pants off he his has one of those Elephant thong things on and Levi loses it.

Like completely loses it, he even snorts a couple of times because of how hard he is laughing and ahhhh i am trash.

Via All the kinks and dirty things
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